THE OATMEAL CRISP CEREAL COMMERCIALS

Credits

Synopsis

Wav Files and Photos

Anecdotes

Credits

Oatmeal Crisp cereal commercials produced by FCB Canada Ltd

Synopsis

There are five commercials in the Oatmeal Crisp Cereal series, each with a slightly different theme.

Wav Files and Photos

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Scotty

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"What's this then? Oatmeal Crisp? I know oatmeal and this isn't it. Aye, real oatmeal should be thick enough to stop a bullet."

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"And all these great crispy flakes...what good's that?

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"It's a bonny cereal--but it's NOT oatmeal!"

Scotty II

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"It's Oatmeal Crisp, Dad. It's not oatmeal."

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"Just try it, Dad. You've na' had anything like it. It's got your toasted oat flakes with raisins or wi' almonds."

After golf

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"Aye, for my Oatmeal Crisp"

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"You've no' tasted anything like it."

Rory

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"I know - real oatmeal should be as thick as a MacGregor. (hahahaha) Just try it."

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"What do you say, Rory?"

Scotty in Scotland

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"It's good to be home, Mum."
"Good to see you, Son, you handsome devil."
"And you look beautiful."
"Oh!"

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"These are from Canada--Oatmeal Crisp."
"Oatmeal Crisp? Heresy! Real oatmeal's thick as a brick!"

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"Mmm...it's so tasty I could dance a fling! But it's not oatmeal!"
"No, it's Oatmeal Crisp."

Anecdotes

"The commercials were a hoot to make. We have been involved with them for five years now which is a huge amount of time for an ad campaign.There are lots of memories: Chris Wiggins taking his false teeth out and just becoming dad, the highland bull deciding that it didn't want to be tethered, and no-one could make it, and my good friend and stunt double Peter Szkoda all 46 inch chest of him dressed as Mom. They have been a joy to be part of, and it has been a pleasure to add a new phrase to the lexicon. "It's no' oatmeal" will be heard for many years."

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